Residents of the nation’s capital recently were captivated by a bizarre tale that began when a local administrative law judge allegedly lost his pants – literally. The ALJ claimed his dry cleaner lost the pants and filed suit claiming $67,000,000 in damages under consumer protection statutes. Although the dry cleaner successfully fought the suit, doing so took more than two years and cost more than $100,000 – costs for which the dry cleaner was not insured.